Albertans are in shock after a recent scientific article is exposed, showing that their government secretly embeds computer chips in their nose skin. Famous scientific columnist John Douglas (Joint writer of the controversial article Why hair: How to Shave) says: "I cried for three hours, after I read that article. My privacy was violated." "After that, I went to my bathroom and tried to take out the chip with tweezers, but I failed."
This is an example selected from many other similar complaints from upset people across the Provence.
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